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Woman Quotes

Richard Curtis “Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.” - Richard Curtis
In topics: someone | love | woman | nothing | cause | shoot | bullet | drop | bomb | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes |
David Lawrence “A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.” - David Lawrence
In topics: life | woman | Lovers Quotes | King of Clubs Quotes |
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris Hilton
In topics: life | woman | have | four | mink | closet | jaguar | garage | tiger | jackass | Justice Quotes | Eight of Diamonds Quotes |
Robert Jordan “Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.” - Robert JordanIn topics: woman | friend | enemy | lover | three | Emperor Quotes | Five of Clubs Quotes |
Thomas Hardy “Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?” - Thomas Hardy
In topics: woman | mind | strike | Empress Quotes | Two of Spades Quotes |
Wilkie Collins “Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.” - Wilkie CollinsIn topics: woman | time | wits | match | temper | Lovers Quotes | Six of Spades Quotes |
Oscar Wilde “The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.” - Oscar WildeIn topics: life | interest | woman | reform | boring | Strength Quotes | Six of Clubs Quotes |
William Somerset Maugham “One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.” - William Somerset Maugham
In topics: life | rest | love | woman | wishing | Magician Quotes | Two of Diamonds Quotes |
Jarod Kintz “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.” - Jarod KintzIn topics: trouble | love | like | woman | make | fall | kind | standing | Empress Quotes | Ace of Spades Quotes |
William Somerset Maugham “If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.” - William Somerset Maugham
In topics: love | woman | make | necessary | fault | Magician Quotes | Two of Diamonds Quotes |
Friedrich Nietzsche “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich NietzscheIn topics: woman | play | danger | reason | plaything | Lovers Quotes | Seven of Clubs Quotes |
Barbra Streisand “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra StreisandIn topics: woman | work | change | years | Strength Quotes | Ten of Clubs Quotes |
Coco Chanel “Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.” - Coco ChanelIn topics: woman | concern | uneasiness | Justice Quotes | Seven of Clubs Quotes |
Coco Chanel “It's probably not just by chance that I'm alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he's terribly strong. And if he's stronger than I, I'm the one who can't live with him. I'm neither smart nor stupid, but I don't think I'm a run-of-the-mill person. I've been in business without being a businesswoman, I've loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I've loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I've done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.” - Coco Chanel
In topics: people | life | business | being | love | best | earth | woman | cant | person | stupid | will | smart | chance | businesswoman | heaven | concern | uneasiness | regard | taste | justice | Justice Quotes | Seven of Clubs Quotes |
Andy Rooney “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
In topics: woman | worth | marriage | fool | praise | over | multitude | reciprocal | smart | relic | yellow | pants | making | waitress | milk | nowadays | buying | entire | sausage | Strength Quotes | King of Diamonds Quotes |
Margaret Thatcher “In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” - Margaret ThatcherIn topics: woman | want | politics | Emperor Quotes | Nine of Clubs Quotes |
Bette Davis “When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” - Bette Davis
In topics: woman | opinion | bitch | Hermit Quotes | Three of Spades Quotes |
John Lennon “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” - John LennonIn topics: woman | behind | idiot | Seven of Wands Quotes | King of Clubs Quotes |
Joseph Conrad “Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph ConradIn topics: being | woman | task | dealing | Hermit Quotes | Two of Diamonds Quotes |
Charles Bukowski “If you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.” - Charles BukowskiIn topics: woman | Hermit Quotes | Ten of Clubs Quotes |
Ben Affleck “I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.” - Ben AffleckIn topics: woman | feel | feeling | type | even | need | hope | lead | relationship | Lovers Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes |
Henry Mencken “Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.” - Henry Mencken
In topics: love | woman | delusion | Justice Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes |
Brendan Behan “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” - Brendan Behan
In topics: love | woman | Strength Quotes | Three of Spades Quotes |
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Conan OBrien “A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien