“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” - Mark Twain
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.” - Phyllis Diller
