“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.” - John Updike
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.” - Mark Twain
“You have to die a few times before you can really live.” - Charles Bukowski
“It may help us, in those times of trouble, to remember that love is not only about relationship, it is also an affair of the soul.” - Thomas Moore
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe
“I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.” - Larry King
