Tuesday,
January 14, 2025
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the "party girl". I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.” - Lindsay Lohan
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” - Coco Chanel
“I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.” - Charles Bukowski
“When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when the bomb goes off too soon.” - Pelham Wodehouse
