“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.” - Richard Curtis
“A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.” - David Lawrence
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.” - Robert Jordan
“Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?” - Thomas Hardy
“Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.” - Wilkie Collins
“The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.” - Oscar Wilde
“One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.” - William Somerset Maugham
“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.” - Jarod Kintz “If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.” - William Somerset Maugham
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
“Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.” - Coco Chanel “It's probably not just by chance that I'm alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he's terribly strong. And if he's stronger than I, I'm the one who can't live with him. I'm neither smart nor stupid, but I don't think I'm a run-of-the-mill person. I've been in business without being a businesswoman, I've loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I've loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I've done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.” - Coco Chanel
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” - Margaret Thatcher
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” - Bette Davis
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” - John Lennon
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad
“If you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.” - Charles Bukowski
“I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.” - Ben Affleck
“Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.” - Henry Mencken
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” - Brendan Behan
“Love is the only thing you can really give in all this world. When you give love, you give everything.” - Theodore Dreiser
