“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert Heinlein
“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” - Stephen Hawking
“We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.” - Carl Jung
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” - Albert Einstein
“The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.” - Oprah Winfrey
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
“I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.” - Marilyn Monroe
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
