“Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.” - Jack Nicholson
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert Heinlein
“Help others and give something back. I guarantee you will discover that while public service improves the lives and the world around you, its greatest reward is the enrichment and new meaning it will bring your own life.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Love is the only thing you can really give in all this world. When you give love, you give everything.” - Theodore Dreiser
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody Allen
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
