“It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.” - Joel David Coen
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.” - Angelina Jolie
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
