“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” - Stephen Hawking
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.” - Robert Jordan
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” - William Blake
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
