“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
“We (me and Liz) do not hide our loves hypocritically, and when in love, we are loyal and faithful to our men.” - Ava Gardner
