“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
“They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.” - Angelina Jolie
“It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.” - John Ruskin
