“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.” - Angelina JolieIn topics: love | right | person | sleep | female | Hierophant Quotes | King of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” - Suze OrmanIn topics: fake | finances | Hermit Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
