“Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.” - Cher
“You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.” - Richard Curtis
“People think I'm a gambler. I've never gambled in my life. To me, a gambler is someone who plays slot machines. I prefer to own slot machines. It's a very good business being the house.” - Donald Trump
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” - Charles Bukowski
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert Heinlein
“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.” - Jane Austen
“If I don't need the money, I don't work. I'm going to spend time with my family and friends, and I'm going to travel and read and listen to music and try to learn a little bit more about how to be a human being, as opposed to learning how to be somebody else.” - James Spader
“This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.” - Cs Lewis
“The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.” - Mother Teresa
“It's an interesting combination: Having a great fear of being alone, and having a desperate need for solitude and the solitary experience. That's always been a tug of war for me.” - Jodie Foster
“We all deal with being unfairly judged.” - Vin Diesel
“Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Whether it be true or not, I can say for one that I have no other so great as that of being truly esteemed of my fellow men, by rendering myself worthy of their esteem.” - Abraham Lincoln
“I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the "party girl". I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.” - Lindsay Lohan
“And I deal with all that by being like a perfectionist. But that's okay.” - Jennifer Lopez
“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.” - Molly Ivins
“It's probably not just by chance that I'm alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he's terribly strong. And if he's stronger than I, I'm the one who can't live with him. I'm neither smart nor stupid, but I don't think I'm a run-of-the-mill person. I've been in business without being a businesswoman, I've loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I've loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I've done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.” - Coco Chanel
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad “Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.” - Charles Bukowski “There are worse things than being alone but it often takes decades to realize this and most often when you do it's too late and there's nothing worse than too late.” - Charles Bukowski
“I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
