“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
“They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.” - Angelina Jolie
“But there were worse things than disappointment, and I'd lived through several of them already.” - Rj Anderson
