“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” - Woody Allen
“Look at every path closely and deliberately, then ask ourselves this crucial question: Does this path have a heart? If it does, then the path is good. If it doesn't then it is of no use to us.” - Carlos Castaneda
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
