“I will do everything I can to bring the Number One to Ferrari. The whole team and all the fans deserve it.” - Michael Schumacher
“Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.” - Mel Gibson
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
