“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave Barry
“The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death.” - Eckhart Tolle
“If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.” - Angelina Jolie
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
