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Andy Rooney

Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney was an American radio and television writer.

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“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
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“If I am to meet with a disappointment, the sooner I know it, the more of life I shall have to wear it off.” - Thomas Jefferson
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